It’s better to die, or sentence over Daur Avizdba

– … I also ask you to add to the list of obscene acts the delay in the first volume on the history of the annals of “Final Fantasy”, the creation of “Gameboy” ..
– I object, your honor! Some readers responded very positively to this creation of Mr. Avidzba. – Lawyer Narits made another attempt to outplay the prosecutor.
– Oh! Who could possibly like this game?? – Judge Celebro was indignant. There was dissatisfaction in his words.
– Well, for example, to the author of this fanfic.
– He is no one, and call him “Nobody”. Protest rejected. – the judge snapped. He seemed to want to get this matter over with quickly.
– Thank you, your honor! – trying to pronounce the last two words more clearly, said Prosecutor Flynn. – And finally, a commendable assessment of such a disgusting creation as “Team. Part two". I have everything.
– So, what’s the verdict??
– Thus, based on the above arguments, we find Sir Daur Avidzba guilty in the case of violating the Writer’s Code. We ask Your Honor to select a "Dismissed" sentence for the defendant. — Sworn Fen finished and sat down.
– But, wait! – the lawyer hoped for at least a slight mitigation. – You can’t sentence my client to the same category twice. Your Honor recently assigned him a "Dismissed" punishment.
– It was a long time ago and it’s not true. — The judge answered calmly, and then, turning to the whole hall, he exclaimed. — The court decided to send the defendant to the Rainbow Zone. The punishment will be carried out in front of witnesses, who will be Messrs. Fen, Gleb, Leon and Naritsa. The verdict has been passed and cannot be appealed.

After the dull blow of the hammer, the hall was filled with an ensemble of sounds consisting of whispers, the pulling out of stools and the shuffling of shoes. Naritsa sat, clutching his hair with his hands. It was difficult to say why exactly he fell into despair: from losing in court or from the punishment that awaited Daur. His client, in turn, was in a panic from the verdict unknown to him.
– Your mother! – Naritsa finally spoke
– T-that’s good? – Daur tried to cheer up both himself and his friend at the same time. – I’ll live like this?
– You know, it would be better if you were sentenced to hanging. – The lawyer said with regret. – Yes, it sounds very rude. But it’s better than going to a place where you’ll not only lose your mind. They’ll just destroy you.
– So what now??
– First you need to go to Gabe’s tavern. Requires purchase of a special offering.
— Offering? But for whom? – Daur didn’t understand.
***
— Yyyyyy!
— Yyyyyyyy!
This was the collective greeting of the leader of the regressive people Denis. While the comrades shook hands with an old friend, Daur stood nearby. He held an offering in his hands.
– So, this is our lucky guy. — Denis looked around. – Well, not bad!
Fen lightly pushed Daur on the shoulder. He came to his senses, walked up to the throne, sat down on his knee, extended the offering and began to say the greeting that Leon taught him:
– Your Redness.
– Oh! Forget it! What are you doing? All yours. – Dionysus interrupted him. – And thanks for the offering!
The leader took the can. I carefully studied her appearance. It was a can of thinly sliced ​​fried potatoes, prepared by the noble family of Pringles.
– Mm! My favorite. You know, devils, how to butter up.
He opens the jar, shakes out the treat on the floor, and carefully places the jar on the tray of the slave standing next to him.
– Take it to the others.
– Sorry! – Daur asked. – Why did you get enough sleep?.
– Listen! Let me decide what to do with your gorgeous gift, okay?
– Sorry!
– Okay, that’s not the point. So, – he turned to familiar faces. “You didn’t come here for nothing.”. Especially with such a noble present. Well, what do you want?
“Dionysus,” the elf began, “I believe you know about the Agreement in which..
“Yes, I know,” the leader interrupted him. Apparently this is his habit. – And you know why you brought this kid. I haven’t completely degenerated yet. The question is different. What kind of execution did you come to me for?? By the way, we have a new way to punish the guilty. We found one monster. She was guarding some kind of gate, inside which, by the way, there was nothing interesting. Frankly, I have never seen a scarier monster.
“A-ah-ah…” one of the lackeys wanted to clarify.
“Yes, Zaki,” Dionysus answered, anticipating the henchman’s question. – This creature is many times more terrible!
-What did she look like?? – Gleb asked.
– Well, imagine a black Voldemort, also swearing. And in her hands she had a magical shield that shot lightning.
– It’s kind of cruel!
– That’s it.

It struck seven o’clock https://vegasmoosecasino.uk/games/ in the evening. Each sentenced person had the right to a last supper. Denis’s servants have already prepared a place for this custom to take place.
– Gentlemen, it’s time for the last meal for – heh! – Hero of the Celebration. Please come to the table.

Although the habits of the local residents are different, the food served was noble. Daur didn’t know the names of the dishes, but by the smell he determined that they were very tasty. It remains to be seen whether he will be poisoned by this. But the rest had already begun to fill their stomachs with all their might, simultaneously tossing some sweets into their pouches.
Joe sat next to Denis. He hoped to do something nice for the Leader, which would help establish more friendly contact between them. And when Denis wanted to drink tea, Daur dared.
– Your Redness! Maybe a little sugar?
– And I’m already sweet! – the executioner answered sharply, and in an instant the mug was empty.
***

– Well, we have arrived. – Denis began to explain when they approached the gate.
– The point is this. This is Siege. Rating" Behind the doors there is a hall. You must stay there for 10 minutes. After this a blue door will appear. Get there and you’re saved. Pardon awaits those who pass through this hall. Here’s a pistol, bullets, a dagger and a couple of incendiary mixtures. Well, go for it!
— There are many who go through this and survive? – Daur asked hopefully?
— No one has yet managed to escape from the “Siege”. Maybe you’ll be the first. This place is addictive. Even now I feel like “Rating” invites me to try to pass, challenges me. But I’ve already suffered enough with similar torture. Your friends and I often get into a similar “Siege”, but only at a lower level. It’s both fun and doesn’t affect the brain as much as this. That’s it. – Denis patted Daur on the shoulder. – It’s time!

Daur said goodbye to his comrades, prepared his weapon and headed inside.

At first he was enveloped in darkness. Soon the outlines of the apartments of a house began to emerge. Candles lit on the walls.
Okay, we need to find the door. Suddenly a rustling sound was heard nearby. About ten meters away Daur saw a man. They made eye contact. The guy was in a darkened room, so you couldn’t see what he was doing. Some mechanism began to crackle from the stranger’s side, and at the same moment a crossbow arrow flew past Daur. "Not bad!" – he appreciated the attempt. Taking advantage of the moment, Daur fired back. The enemy fell dead. "Great!“Daur rejoiced. But there was little time. He could hear the footsteps of several more people. And from their voice one can assume that they are unfriendly. It’s worth hiding in a shelter, loading a pistol, assessing the situation. And it will be visible there. Three soldiers with muskets. Good weapon. I’ll have to pick one up in case there’s another wave of enemies. Good idea. But what to do with these three?? Exactly! Daur accurately threw an incendiary mixture, hitting three targets at once. They only had time to scream, and the fire immediately consumed them. The blast wave threw Daur into the wall. The damage, fortunately, was insignificant, but still unpleasant. Gotta be careful with this. Ignorance of weapons can play a cruel joke on me. Heh! Joke-Jam Joke. Hehe! Stop! Why am I laughing? This is never funny. Okay, never mind.
Okay, you need to find the blue door. Four shooters appeared. We need to get around them through that ravine. Here he is visible as the palm of his hand. ABOUT! Crossbow. So. We shoot the one farthest away, then with the pistol of the one on the left, I break this one’s neck. And I’ll finish off the last one… And I’m good! Nice had a plan. Stop! Where did this guy come from?. Quietly, so as not to notice. Ha! Kill with a knife. Loshara! Wait… Why do I think that?. I’ve never behaved like this before.
Okay, you need to find the blue door. Blue. Hmm… The mood color is blue! Hehehe! funny song.
So, we need to find… we need… We needed to find something. But what? Crap! Why are there so many of you?? Okay, the market is zero… Now we’ll scatter everyone… But what kind of shit am I talking about now?? What’s happening to me?
So, we needed to find… we needed… We needed to live together! Hah! I’m the rhymer. Ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Help! Hehe! S-s-s-s-s! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Ass. Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Penis! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-ah-ha..