GTA 6, PS 5, Mafia 4 and other clickbait garbage

There are amazing sites in our world that, in pursuit of traffic, dodge as best they can. Creating clickbait from scratch. We’ll talk about them in the video below, which literally popped up on the Internet.

Let’s start with this news:

What a bummer, you think and dive into the article. Where the author talks to you about an incredible promotion for several paragraphs, then gives background information about what a curling iron is. Share that he had mashed potatoes for lunch. That is, it takes VERY, VERY long time.
And the end of the article quickly reports that yes. The console costs RUR 2,349. You just need to repeat this 10 times.
Well you understand yes. Promotion. That is, ordinary installments.
Also with that part of Kolda that didn’t bother anyone.

And almost every such delightful news. Especially in the gaming section. Watching them you might choke on your brain dripping into your mouth.

Oh really? In fact, it turns out that this is just launching a regular game via steam link.

And at the end the author sadly throws in:

This is the only real way to play real GTA V on Android and iOS, because the original native version of this video game will not be released earlier than in four years.

Well, let’s trust this crystal honest site. He already knows when the port of GTA 5 will be released on Android.

So why does Akket shock us??

As it became known, the game will take place in New York, Miami and Rio de Janeiro. all these cities will be complemented by five smaller cities, which will also have something to do.

Akket. where do you get this from? Conducted a survey of schoolchildren?

Since the game will take place in the 70s and 80s, there is no hope for the latest transport models, but among these there will be quite modern fast sports cars.

It seems to me or there are mutually exclusive paragraphs here? Modern is relative to what time?

The entire plot of the game will be closely tied to drugs, because it is through their sale that the main character named Ricardo will try to build his own criminal empire.

Ricardo… This is amazing.

If you open the feed. A distinctive feature of garbage sites is Force 2 news. This is a PlayStation and GTA 6. GTA 6 is probably the ultimate news that can tempt the mass Internet user.

And the word “Collapsed” must be added to the everyday life of a true master of the pen

The news feed of this site is funnier than the public memes. And the most interesting thing is that while scrolling through the pages, you noticed that the news in this carousel is either duplicated or rewritten. This simple pattern will quickly become an eyesore for you.

This is all fun, of course, but the site distorts information for the sake of clickbait or is complete crap. Which then spreads like dandruff throughout all publications.

This news was reposted by a bunch of publications citing the account. But in fact, the fact of the news was increased to galactic proportions. That Aliexpress had to refute this.

All news on the site is based on the principle: Today you farted at home, and tomorrow Akket will write that you and a dozen of your friends crap on Red Square.

The owner of the site is www.casino-and-friend.uk someone Sergey Dormidoshko. Which has appeared on the Internet more than once. And mostly these are episodes where someone cheats someone out of money.

You can check the article on retailer.ru everything is written there quite accessible.

Putting everything together, you can understand that Seryoga’s moral compass is completely knocked down. And my conscience was smoked at school along with my pencil case. The site collects a large number of views due to loud yellow headings. The traffic is spinning, the coin is muddy.

You can visit this site solely for the sake of cookies. Believing him means not respecting yourself.

But not by Akket alone.

No less stunning with its news is the mmorpg site dot ssu ferry from their clickbait.

The royal title continues with an equally royal introduction:

And Ubisoft cannot sue the most famous portal for such a diagnosis?
And what is this about licking your balls?? Most famous? Seriously.
Let’s try to check.

Let’s just squeeze through the attendance.

Well, probably still yes. The most famous one here and there’s no arguing.

And yes, this postscript is in EVERY news. But as the SMM gurus told me, this is like a self-link, so that search engines would at least somehow recognize these bastards.

It’s time to run through the tape. And this means that the time has come for AMAZING news in one line:

Battlefield 5 will be free for all gamers
Free weekend from 17-20 October

A cool game became free for everyone immediately after release
Trine 4 was hacked and posted on torrents the very next day

DOTA 2 fans are banned from communicating with each other

Valve has banned fans from chatting. Fortunately, not everyone, but only those with a low integrity rating.
Police began arresting PlayStation owners
News about a hacked and sold console

You can finally play the most realistic shooter for free
Mmm… what kind of shooter is this?? Some unfinished game from nonames. In alpha access, and again we are talking about free weekends

Gamers have found the best keyboard that will help you bend over in games

Doesn’t explode much

The new Russian shooter will be completely free
I already understood the logic of this site. So let me guess. We are talking about free games on weekends at the game "Caliber"?

New Intel processors are being given away for free and forever

You can easily and simply find answers to all these questions in a new video that has literally surfaced on the Internet. It has already gained huge popularity among all the gamers because no one could find out how to get an Intel processor for free.We advise you to hurry up, because very soon everyone will watch this video.

Why do you call videos that you make yourself on your own channel something like this: suddenly popped up on the Internet.

Needless to say, the news is a lie and no one is giving away processors?

Yes buckwheat bridle. Does this really work?? Comments under the news confirm the opposite. Well, and site traffic too.

In general, I can continue this endlessly. What’s not news is some kind of joke. You could at least make a weekly section with selections.

What news struck your heart?? unsubscribe in the comments.

I’m saying goodbye. Good luck to everyone, good luck to everyone.

Grand Theft Auto V

Best comments

8 minutes of burning due to yellowish headlines and stupid news. For one time – Will do. It’s still not worth introducing as a regular column. Better to spend your time on something more worthwhile.

The video is interesting, but it’s unlikely to be watched on a regular basis. I think few people on SG read such news and, moreover, take them seriously. So if you make a column about something like this, it is unlikely to have any informational value. And as a set of cakes, it can get boring quickly, it seems to me.
But I think the section can be expanded and discuss not knowingly false information, but simply unreliable information: rumors, leaks, theories, etc. And periodically, for fun, insert headlines from hotbeds like Akket. Well, or analyze in detail all sorts of resonant fakes (if there are any).
True, in this case, it would be nice to add a second presenter, so that there are two different points of view on controversial topics.

This is a quote tag bug. If you select text and press the quote button, it doubles. Therefore, you must first click, and then write/copy the text inside the tag.

There are amazing sites in our world that, in pursuit of traffic, dodge as best they can. Creating clickbait from scratch

Well, I see you have succeeded in this too. Hehe..

(Well, that is, the name sounds like – now they’ll tell you what it will be like, but in reality it’s just assumptions)

There is no need to dedicate a column to this. Better do a sequel to StopGate in the visual novel/JRPG genre like To the Moon, with the same cool plot and soundtrack! Do something more interesting, because you can, I know. You can whenever you want.

When I opened the article, I immediately knew that it would be about Akket and MMORPGSU. I deleted them from my Google feed on my mobile phone, because seeing these poor headlines is more expensive for myself.

I don’t even know what my personal attitude towards this video is, to be honest. Last night I looked, smiled, remembered some clickbait headlines and disgusting articles under them. This morning I looked, there is a video, and the name is familiar, and it’s already been watched on YouTube, but I don’t remember exactly what it’s about. Now I read the description, I immediately remembered the video itself and the examples.
It’s even interesting whether our brains have learned to quickly forget everything related to clickbait headlines over the years of filtering incoming information, or whether the reason is something else?
The column, I think, on an irregular basis and as humor will work quite well, like the same “Trailer Budget” from Kungurov.

The video about the keyboard is already blowing up the Internet, so you should definitely watch it too.The video about the keyboard is already blowing up the Internet, so you should definitely watch it too.

I already came across a blog where someone first learned about jaundice in the form of mmorpg.su, and for me this was actually better clickbait than the headlines themselves. After going through the site’s news, I came to the conclusion that the site has two templates similar to the account’s "collapse" – they are "crazy" and "furious".

Another interesting point is that some Ukrainian sites rewrite news from the account, and my mobile Chrome considers them reliable enough sources to push their news (for example, “Mad Box destroyed the PlayStation 5 in all respects”) on the home page as recommended.

Well, in general, t.To. I’m a moderator and I can get my dirty hands anywhere, I’m reporting that in your post code all the text under quotes is doubled for some reason.

But as far as I understand, this is some kind of systemic mess of the spoiler tag, because this is not the first time I’ve seen this.